Going To The Black Site

Posted in Announcements on August 24, 2007 by G Lopez

Certain words and snippits of conversations going around have given me the impression that the people in my cage (including me) are all being transfered to something called a “Black Site.” Call me a Nervous Nellie, but I just don’t like the ring of it.


Bong Hitz 4 Jesus: The Musical

Posted in music on August 23, 2007 by G Lopez

Man did you listen to that new song Bong Hitz 4 Jesus? You can scroll down a bit and you’ll see it in the right sidebar. Just click on it and you can hear the latest hit by Murdered Man.

I’m Coming Back, I Swear

Posted in Announcements on August 23, 2007 by G Lopez

Here in the military prison in Guantanamo Bay we have a saying, or question rather: “How’s that working out for you?” The inference being that “it” clearly is not working out and that you are in fact delusional. Like suppose you announce to your cage-mates, “I finally spoke to an attorney,” the smart alec in the cage catty-corner to yours, who knows as do we all, that all hope is gone, will most likely ask rhetorically and with a smarmy inflection, “How’s that working out for you?” Emphasis on the word “out.”

Such was the case whenever I mentioned starting the first blog from Camp X-Ray, and darn it, wouldn’t you know, my disregarded and disparaged.

Well in a way they were right. The loneliness and despair of being locked up indefinitely for a crime I did not commit

murderedman @ reverbnation

Posted in music on April 2, 2007 by G Lopez


“Big News” Moves To Sundays @10pm

Posted in Press Release on January 16, 2007 by G Lopez

Man, I sure wish I wasn’t all locked up here in Gitmo. If I had the freedom to come and go as I please, I’d sure as shit head up to Hollywood and see some live political sketch comedy. Reading a press release like this is just depressing because I know I’ll never get to see it. I hope it’s still running by the time I get out.
If I ever get out.
Big News Logo

On January 14, “Big News”, IO-West Theater’s long-running current events satire, presented its first show its new time slot. Whether or not it was because the show is now free or that Sundays at 10 is much better time slot, Big News is clearly now playing to a bigger audience and the debut show was a resounding success. And since the world situation is such a complete mess, 2007 looks like it’s going to be a good year for the cast and writers who create a brand new multimedia sketch comedy show every week “ripped straight from today’s headlines.”

Tower Records closing

Posted in Video on October 10, 2006 by G Lopez

There’s been talk around here of escape, hopelessness, Cat Stevens, and also there’s a rumor that Tower Records is going out of business. After 46 years as the leading music retailer, Tower Recordsis facing bankrpucy and liquidation. 2700 people are losing their jobs – and that means BIG SAVINGS! Boy, if I weren’t all cooped up here like tomorrow’s hot wings, I’d cruise down the Sunset Strip and take advantage of these incredible savings!

Scientists discover new breed of hermanphridite fish living in the Potemkin River.

Posted in News & Commentary on September 7, 2006 by G Lopez

Mmm, hermaphrodite fish! I was telling Mommar the other day, when we’d go fishing, if it didnt have both sets of genitalia, we’d throw it back! He thought I was crazy. He’d never heard of hermaphrodite fish. It made me feel lucky to be able to remember that sweet taste of the hermaphrodite fish. That’s one memory the guards will never beat out of me.

(photo: New Potemkin resident Eddie Murphy with new friend)